Star Wars "Legends" content has always been pretty variable in quality, but we’re not interested in the safe stuff like Thrawn or Mara Jade—we’re talkin’ Luke seducing multiple dead girls, Leia trying to delay puberty through dance, and Jedi masters named after, uh, self love. This is Canonball.<br /><br />Join us Wednesdays and Fridays at 3pm EST for brand-new Cracked shows and series!<br /><br />YOUR BRAIN ON CRACKED: https://youtu.be/mjWqtWntljg<br />WE REMADE TENET FOR $20: https://youtu.be/drBXMWZqlN0<br />CANONBALL: https://youtu.be/tclMdfFcxmQ<br />WAIT A MINUTE… WHAT?: https://youtu.be/xadKIhnwNMs<br />MOVIE MATH: https://youtu.be/Sh_r2y_DxFM<br />CRACKED DEBATE: https://youtu.be/lNEnBCFP5tU<br /><br />Writer: Jordan Breeding<br />Narrator: Jesse Eisemann<br />Editor: Bryan Slack<br /><br />Jordan’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/The_J_Breeding<br />Jordan’s Writing Portfolio: https://thejordanbreedingblog.wordpress.com/2017/03/22/portfolio/<br /><br />Based on the article: https://www.cracked.com/article_24479_5-star-wars-expanded-universe-scenes-dumber-than-any-prequel.html<br /><br />00:00 - Intro<br />01:07 - Luke Skywalker Romances Two Dead Girls Simultaneously<br />02:51 - Don't Sleep With Space Otters<br />04:12 - Leia Fights Puberty With Dance<br />05:55 - The Tragedy Of Master Bayts<br />07:55 - Jesse Reveals Too Much About Himself<br /><br />#StarWars #StarWarsLegends #Cracked
